It didn’t matter that I’d been scrupulously carbon neutral; my interlocutors persisted until I realized that the desire to make… had left a vast carbon footprint o…
People who enter a plea of I’m sorry if you were offended are bargaining for a sentence of time served reckoning they’ll have got off sco…
A people pleaser pretends to live in Youtopia but really resides in Myopia because all he can see is what he needs from you
The rug saves its harshest critique for the carpet
The new Speech Code prohibits use of the phrase “Speak for yourself” due to its aggressive tone and threatening connotations
Get back! Problem is The internet will still be there w… Get back
I always wondered why there are several teen archetypes on offer in The Breakfast Club– each with their own exquisite agon… but also the promise of redemption…
This ain’t culture war– it’s one cult in action with two rival factions
Asked for his thoughts on God the materialist replied Nothing doing The mystic said Exactly
The devil’s one job Is making you an offer You can’t refuse And there’s only one thing The devil can’t offer
My wife is a lot like God If God weren’t perfect Like Him, she’s my toughest criti… But also my fiercest champion
The old saying– It’s better to have one and not ne… Than to need one and not have it– Comes from the fact that Everyone has what they need
It’s said you become what you hate; I hate losing things
I’m always leaving things at church so the lost and found won’t be empty
A man wants the mother of his children to be a chef in the kitchen “imaginative” in the bedroom a shrink in the living room