The jig is finally up When Mr. Cool Goes to shul
Like Coke for Coca-Cola, Mr. Pibb is short for Mr. Pibb, ABD
Anxiety, like loneliness, is a sig… that something is very wrong and amidst an epidemic of anxiety with no end in sight the greatest danger lies in
Shakespeare said “All the world’s a stage, And all the men and women merely p… But who is the audience? After all, we’re not performing
The distance between zero and one is infinitely greater than the distance between one and infinity
In the past they randomly distributed blanks amongst the firing squad so that you’d never know if you were really executing enemy…
In theory rule by consensus sounds more democratic but in practice it leads to hung juries
People who enter a plea of I’m sorry if you were offended are bargaining for a sentence of time served reckoning they’ll have got off sco…
Darth Vader. Only you could be so bored.
The discomfort that Americans now all evince in one another used to be reserved for old people who get rich quick
Known knowns: Who I think you think I am Known unknowns: Who you think I am Unknown unknowns:
Life’s greatest mystery is how other people could possibly have as little interest in my Spotify playlists
Heads you take the risk Tails I take the reward i.e., Out of many risks, one fortune
Life is either A whole lotta nothing Or a whole lotta love Nothing could be easier than love Then again
Our bodies are exactly as strong as gravity’s resistance makes them… in recognition of mortality we symbolize this through the know… that gravity is the weakest