I always thought saying slide trombone was like saying pizza pie until I heard about the valve trombone
I’m always asking God What is the meaning of life? In response, God looks at my life… What is the meaning of this?
Marriage is the only place I’m neither feature nor bug but both
When civilization was still buildi… deconstruction was all the rage Now that everything we’ve built is… rage is all the rage
Everyone looks out for their own f… This is normal But looking out for your own first by dehumanizing the other for looking out for their own firs…
The only reason to pursue fame is to forestall the possibility that you’re the kind of person who would die wishing you’d been more famous
If I’ve said it once they’ve liked it a thousand times
Guilty, I’d pled when left for dead for what I had said but as the undead squeezed my bonehead
It’s a truism that life is a roller coaster ride But it’s also true that unlike a roller coaster things get even more interesting
Like the distended sleeve On the fake Gordon Gartrell Denise made for Theo A giraffe’s long neck Reveals it as
If people tell you what they plan to do and you don’t believe them it’s because pretending they don’t really mean it
A wise man once told me When you don’t know what to do do nothing A wise politician
For our civilization to function everyone must be willing to meet at the disappointed hour where if you’re not five minutes t… you’re early
Over the course of life I’ve never managed to finish anyth… but for always completing my course of antibiotics
People don’t generally like instru… because music without words is just math come alive Adding words to music takes it from counting time