I always thought saying slide trombone was like saying pizza pie until I heard about the valve trombone
She believed me when I said that my life was based on a true story
All cars have always been getaway cars because they tell the world how much you’re getting away with but now all cars are SUVs
I could do a passable moonwalk in socks on linoleum but if I put on one glove I had to take off one sock
Hunting on your own might make you a lone wolf but thinking for yourself makes you a lone ant
They can kick you out and send you to Siberia but they can’t kick God out of Siberia
Denial leaves a vacuum that is ever filled by wishful thinking
People complain that religion tell… missing the point that it enables… other people telling you what to d…
Every night when Smokey Bear would tuck me in… the last thing he always said was Only you can prevent forest fires
Staring at your phone came to be known as the thousand yard stare
A man without an enemy is like a vampire with a reflection
I was born in the summer of my 47th year coming home to a place my mazel’d ever been before
Brexit is a fantasy that a people who previously sat astride a global empire can now sit apart from globalizati… when in reality
Maya Angelou says we have one hand to help others and one hand to help ourselves
Art is where the Symbolic meets the Real forming a liminal space between meaning and its absence AI-generated art is where the Unr…