It’s not about you; It’s about me– This is how you know She’s breaking up with you It’s not about you;
On planet Earth there are natural… Anything you do comes with natural… On Google Earth there are no limi… You can do anything you want But anything you do
I try to imagine what it was like for my wife when two lines meant positive and the closest I get is when
When I die I’m go– ing to donate my body to pseudoscience
My wife sleeps on her back while I sleep in the mis– take prone position
Solitary confinement is cruel and unusual punishment which is why they lock the cell but if they put you in solitary confinement
I never knew who they thought I really was until I finally staked my claim
There is only one way to claim moral authority: Convincing others that they are the authority in their own life And based on exhaustive research
When you come in peace I fall to pieces And then collect myself For the gathering storm
Instead of a scythe the mirthful reaper carried balloo… and we just floated away
As an American I have a posteriori knowledge that Americans pretend without reason to a priori knowledge of the other
You can’t learn to write because nobody knows quite how to… You can’t learn to network because everybody is already netwo… So when you pay tuition for a writ…
The eternal flame at Al Gore’s tomb works like the light in a refriger… and only burns when you look at it
The difference between art and rea… is that the artist is doomed to re… the triumphs of the past
When God closes one store He opens another