The mean streets of easy street Lack any meaning– To get there, try going crazy But everybody knows You’d be crazy to try
Because I was both my private and public self I was neither and my trail went cold from there But now that there are neither
If you want to know what the quarantine was like for me walk a mile in my new leather sweatpants
My astrologer credited her work wi… for the discovery of a thirteenth… Jello the Jellyfish which shares the sting of my erstw… but is distinguished by a spineles…
Time is a one way road that only goes forward so that you know which direction t… but you can still go the wrong way down a one way road
Told to shut my mouth I took them literally Zipped my lips And held my breath Until I could stomach it no longe…
You’ll know it’s the Fountain of… when you dive in to get it over wi… endure the shock, but then you never get used to it
After years of therapy I was able to go from survivor’s guilt to thriver’s guilt
You can spend your life trying to understand why bad things happen to good people only to learn that good people do bad things
I can forgive myself anything exce… All of my contingency planning Was contingent upon Sending a contingent of negotiator…
It’s not that we’ve abolished death but we’ve made it a mere formality
The bell curve is the Serpent With the lump in the middle Who ate Adam and Eve By convincing us we’re all mostly… But we’ve proven indigestible
A leader attracts a following The following attracts a crowd The crowd mobs the leader The leader forms a mob The mob goes mental
Sanity requires distance And social media is always Right at our fingertips
Were I not happily married to my Jewish bride I would have happily lived out the rest of my days none the wiser