When my father-in-law dusted the cobwebs off our front p… they were back within the week It is hard to feel sorry for a spe… that has negligible capacities for…
I thought the Protestant work eth… I saw all the lazy rivers in peopl… until I noticed they were each swi… against the current
People need to be a part of someth… And light is both a particle and a… Surfing, then, is a mystical union… But the internet is a tsunami And surfing the web a death wish
The truth will set you free but consensus will get you academi… i.e., tenure
Unlike the erstwhile folks in acco… AI has a balance sheet for taste and determined that after their recent depreciation all jokes are in poor taste
When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs
The ego always has three choices: 1. It can listen to the id and do what it wants to do 2. It can listen to the superego a… what it is supposed to do
What do you call a wolf in sheep’s clothing who believes you are what you wear? The ruling class
Because we are social beings whenever people said they have no… they always meant they have no soc… Real life was social life But now social life is short for
The three day seminar culminated with walking across smooth sea glass and still cutting our feet
It took years of therapy but the octopus finally arrived at… that the reason she didn’t like th… was because they were so much alik…
One party rule Finally clicked in America When the ruling party rebranded As the Pajama Party
There is no mind There is no body There is thinking and there is fee… And I know all too well How you feel
The first thing you’re taught is t… you can make some of the people drink Coke all of the time and you can make all of the people drink Coke some of the time but
If Meta has its way Meta will be to the metaverse as God is to the universe Of course if you look God in the face