We are all mistaken in locating the black sheep’s diff… in the color of his fleece when the real distinction is that the other members of the flock
Starting gun to my head I’ll finish what you started And run the race By running in place
In my culture low hanging fruit is considered a delicacy
I have a deep need for love but an even deeper fear of rejecti… and God is both the greatest gamble and the surest thing
The mean streets of easy street Lack any meaning– To get there, try going crazy But everybody knows You’d be crazy to try
If my wife could re-draft she says she’d still take me but only after trading back to the second round
My social medi– a persona is the mime who just won’t shut up
Humble pie is A required taste Until it becomes An acquired taste
In a post-pandemic bid to remain relevant the SATs have removed all true/false questions in acknowledgment that such questi…
If you can convince people that something is inevitable they will behave as if it’s already happened making its eventuality a non-event
I tried using my get out of jail free card but the CVV on the back was Roman Numerals for eleven
As you age getting enough exercise in futility becomes more and more a portent
When Eddie Money said “I’ve got two tickets to paradise” he didn’t mention that the paradise sales team only sells tickets in pairs
Do me a favor and riddle me this: Is he favored to win Because he’s our favorite Or is he our favorite Because he’s favored to win?
The closest I ev– er came to forming Voltron was using Groupon