People are like whales who have gotten sick of plankton

Antisemitism is suddenly easy to f… It’s a mile wide and just scratch the surface an inch deep– You’ll find it there

Mark my wounds, Our words will come back To flaunt us

You’ll never convince me that when the sun and moon are out at the same time it isn’t the sun appearing at nigh…

I know the world is round from experience: I ran from the truth for so long that I ran smack into it

You are a rope which The devil has tied up in knots Only God can help you Untie the knots When you unfurl

The opposite of bad breath Isn’t good breath It’s fresh breath Because all breath is good So, you never have to hold your br…

Takeoff always happens just as we are running out of runway

I fist met Cap’n Crunch back when he was 2nd Lieutenant C… He did this weird thing where he’d… in the powdered milk powder and sa… Stays crunchy even in milk!

Marriage is the only place I’m neither feature nor bug but both

My A.I. Companion has one setting for telling me what I want to hear and another for what I

Instead of using our flashlights to move through the wilderness in the dark, slowly we believe that if we just keep shining them about the dark forest

When the ruffian challenges the professional by querying Am I here to amuse you? the professional displays his domi…

By hook or by crook I do it all by the book

We confuse freedom for the act of choosing when our frontal lobe has no choice but to choose just as a heart must beat