Saying Get out of your comfort zone to an American is like telling a turtle to get out of its shell
If a computer could speak we could not understand it
He should have said: If everything is permitted then God does not exist
The cogito may be airtight but its reverse– I am, therefore I think– is less certain
When I ask myself if I might be wrong, there’s a whole lot of red tape
In a bit of irony the only thing that both sides can agree on is that a win-win is intolerable
Coffee is for the middle-aged; we need both to shit and get shit done
Hunting on your own might make you a lone wolf but thinking for yourself makes you a lone ant
They couldn’t have been more obvio… in their preparations for the surp… trusting that I was the type loathe to ruin my own surprise
I always like to know where I stand and I always bring an umbrella that can double
When I got to the front of the self-checkout line I assumed there’d be a mirror but to my surprise and delight it was even better than I’d hoped
The brain is the heart’s fifth chamber and I am the chambermaid
In the beginning God said Let there be light A week later In the Garden of Eden
You have a real life if there are no easy solutions You have a real problem if there are no easy solutions but there is an easy way out
The first time I went to a robot… I said it hurts when I do this just as I bared my soul and the robot doctor said Don’t do that