I won the day when my antagonist branded me a reactionary because, of course, I’m an overreactionary
If your phalanges cause you to philander pluck off the ring
God is one And God is the one that got away But God is still the one that’s got a way
Looking back on college it’s unclear if I was a party animal party mineral or party vegetable
If we’re being scientific, then The more certain you are that quan… The less certain you become as to… i.e., It works like a charm And if we’re being honest, when
You can cash in on your talent You can cash in on your good looks You can cash in on your hard work You can cash in on your good luck You can even cash in on all four
You’ve always dressed to impress But it’s only since social media That you can use your appearance To exact compulsory service
Strange how we’re so worried about Artificial Intelligence taking ov… when we’ve long since succumbed to Artificial Emotional Intelligence in the belief that if we
What if I could just do no wrong Then surely, I’d still get to bel… Perforce, I did nothing And found myself bluffing Whenever I needed to be strong
I always wondered if mimes were a type of clown until having my mind blown by the insight that
At the end of The Sorcerer’s App… as chaos reaches a crescendo the sorcerer appears just in time and sets things back in order Apprenticed to no one,
People can’t really love their ene… but they sure can love the enemy of their enemy which actually gets them awful clo… to universal love anyway
The Imaginary: I disagree with what you say but I will defend to the death your right to say it The Symbolic:
The world to come is like a signature look that’s always a new look
I didn’t start consistently moonwa… until they required us to wear Fit… to qualify for our employee health…