Everyone has a gift in life and mine is knowing exactly how much I can bid in a silent auction without winning
God isn’t dead which is another way of saying God isn’t unemployed and still has the same job just with a new job description
Entire lives can be lived waiting for the other shoe to drop although often this just means you’re being crushed at a snail’s…
I couldn’t believe that my first e… was still carrying a torch for me and then I saw all my other ex’s b… carrying a pitch fork
In five big boardrooms on Earth There soon came to be a great mirt… At the growth in net worth That fed on a dearth In all of the people’s self-worth
Strange that we use Out of order for broken and for breaking the rules As if the Coke machine
Never answer a yes or no question. Answer the question that you wish had been asked of you: “Ms. Magill, I’m gonna give you one more opportunity for the world to see your answer. Does...
Our surveillance state is uniquely American in that it is of the people by the people and for the people
My ego is too big
The state of nature, where there’s Something for everyone To fear Monotheism, where there’s Something for everyone
Putin lost his mind then he lost his war then he lost his job or Putin dropped the mask
When I run out of things to do I write an itinerary: When all else fails fill sandbags to convert
Soft totalitarianism is like shoes That are just tight enough To remain comfortable If you don’t go anywhere
Art is where the Symbolic meets the Real forming a liminal space between meaning and its absence AI-generated art is where the Unr…
A planning committee’s second most… Is coming up with a plan That everyone can agree to But no one is happy with This sounds strange until you real…