Al Gore didn’t invent the internet He created a device for the reinforcement of irrational thoughts and behaviors
Wittgenstein let the fly out of the bottle but western philosophy was soon back on the bottle
We expect a fiduciary relationship with our financial advisors and all they do is help handle the money Yet we so often fail
Peanut butter’s not very good by itself but chocolate is Because I’m not very religious it’s important for me
It’s because certain questions will get you killed that certain other questions are also answers
It turns out that the afterlife is only as long as you can keep the exit interview go…
You start out needing money to advance your ideology but you end up mouthing your ideol… to rake in more money
The opposite of failure Isn’t success It’s epic failure
God isn’t dead which is another way of saying God isn’t unemployed and still has the same job just with a new job description
We have achieved the classless society: eve– rything is tacky
The pandemic lockdowns were the pa… and penultimate nonevent because o… limits of human imagination– We could only imagine shutting everything down
The world to come will be Exactly the same But for one startling difference: God’s love will never go unrequite…
In the official version of my life I love my life In real life I love life itself
The epic poem for this epoch will have to say the most with the least
Monotheism is true; Liberalism works Put them together and The true works