Nothing is Risk-free Except hell

The biggest risk of immortality is the lack of risk Chances are you’ll be bored to dea… for all eternity

Life is a talent show where most everyone is doing bad versions of easy impressions

When it came time to build my own… it quickly became apparent that I’… explaining that the color of the b…

You will only find happiness when the answers to the questions What would you do if you knew you… and What would you do if you knew you…

There’s always been a method to our madness Its latest name is the scientific method The madness is believing in

With all other things human beings must guard against what is too good to be true in order to stay alive With God

Social media has made the famous so accessible that it’s like you can see the face of… but instead of dying you want to take a nap

When I put a period at the end of my text message it means that

After you’ve uploaded everything t… and run the lot of it through the… be sure to recycle, but keep a lit… perhaps in a locket around your ne… or, if you go in for irony,

The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…

Everyone has a shoe size and a city size– I wear an 11 and a half and a 600,000

Today’s peace movement, in a nutsh… Do what we do Not what we say And we say we come in peace Because we’re mostly peaceful

Everybody talks about the lack of movies for grown-ups but no one mentions the absence of grown-ups Of course, without grown-ups

Everyone wants to live forever because fear is self-perpetuating No one wants to overcome the fear… because courage is selfless