Liberalism can be confused with ni… where you have to believe in nothi… or with Unitarian Universalism where you’re encouraged to believe… as much of everything as you like
The New Revised Standard Version… A frenemy of yours is a frenemy of… whereas the New King James Versi… The frenemy of my frenemy is my fr…
When the panacea for the pandemic was stored inside Pandora’s Box we ended up inside the panopticon
With the sexual revolution as with all the other belief syste… what men take as an article of faith women have to wear
AI didn’t write this poem; it wrote the algorithm that decided whether or not you would read it
I always thought everybody was saying It’s better to be safe, then sorry
The opposite of failure Isn’t success It’s epic failure
The Cookie Monster is just living up to the name Kermit gave him
A record sounds the same every time you play it A broken record is intolerable because it isn’t broken, it’s just…
We spend our whole lives going in… Our mistake is believing that we’r… When we’re always either Slowly spiraling upwards Or caught in a downward spiral
With God as my witness I can look and then see With man as my witness I can’t see, but I can touch With AI as my witness
The soul is like water The body a glass And a dead body is just A glass from which All the water has evaporated
I’m not afraid of being alone and I’m not afraid of dying but I am afraid of dying alone
Liberalism deepened by religion Religion widened by liberalism Until the body and soul politic Is so deep That it swallows our fears
You both cause and cure real self-… by performing fake self-loathing for an online audience The cure takes when you’ve no authentic self left