The brain is pattern-seeking And it will keep making the same m… Until it sees the pattern for itse…
My wife fixed me with a stare that said Really, what haven’t you done for…
It happened to me That I happened to be And before I knew what was happen… I’d happened upon a crowd Who happened to have some Grey Po…
I tried using my get out of jail free card but the CVV on the back was Roman Numerals for eleven
Time is money But time stops at the speed of lig… Which means the buck stops, too Making enlightenment the act of ta… For how you’ve spent your time
A movement can only cohere around a shared wish and the left sticks together by collectively wishing that Jews deserve what they get
If we’re all afraid of change and if the more things change the more they stay the same then we’re all afraid that nothing will ever really chan…
In the same Talking Heads song the “road to nowhere” is both a “road to paradise” and the way “they can tell you what to… and “make a fool of you”
With social media You can squeeze All of the people All of the time
Many people think of life as a gift but to me it’s more like
You would think doing well on social media would give you strength in numbers but you only end up
Paradoxically To approach perfection You need to make Really big mistakes Ironically
TaB Clear whose only selling point was its clearness was offered exclusively in aluminum cans
To get into heaven they tell you that you have to answer one question correctly and that there are
If you want a world that isn’t just a bunch of window dressing don’t have a world in which we’re all constantly being window…