Puzzles can be solved Problems can only be exchanged
The difference between God and ma… When we get up to our usual shenan… God always says Frankly my dear, I do give a damn
My analyst says I want to have my cake and put it in a time capsule too
We pass through birth, life, and death like H2O phasing through ice, water, and steam so yes
I was happy alone Because being together Meant being lonely Until you showed me That being together
Higher education purports to prepare you for life when really it exists to indebt you for life, expanding campus ideology
I have what I need I know what I want I do all that I can until my day… My God does all the rest Or
If you want to remain married one partner should stay busy moving the goalposts while the other focuses on running out the clock
Heads you take the risk Tails I take the reward i.e., Out of many risks, one fortune
When the shit hits the fan at least I know I won’t be wearing flip-flops
In days gone by we said you can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it drink In these more opportune times it’s widely understood that
We guard the thin line between love and hate by loving more But we cross the thin line between self-love and self-hate
The epic poem for this epoch will have to say the most with the least
I always wondered if mimes were a type of clown until having my mind blown by the insight that
I brought a wife To a gun fight Don’t worry You haven’t met my wife