New Revised Standard Translation
They used to give me Birthday presents Now they give me A wide berth
I was thinking of a logo for my personal brand and I came up with a lightning bug in a glass jar
Yes, we have no bananas but we still need you to play second banana
The only reason that people wear clothes is because they have language
It was always true that if you tried to save the relationship by looking the other way eventually they’d want to be
Nothing is Risk-free Except hell
If you’re looking for answers life is a wild goose chase If you’re looking for the next que… life is a never-ending scavenger h…
The cold war was a just war but a just war is still just war and war is hell
Many con artists have a moral awakening; even more realize that the only compassionate thing to do is continue the con
In a real life version of the ugly duckling discovering s… I was the reject popsicle stick who at long last found out I was a handy tongue depressor
If your phalanges cause you to philander pluck off the ring
Mysticism, esoteric knowledge, these are euphemisms for what’s hiding in plain sight: We are not alone
Because I never learned anything… I learned the hard way that it’s the only way to learn anything at all
How much of your conflict with other tribes is the result of your efforts to avoid conflict within your own tribe?
Soft totalitarianism is like shoes That are just tight enough To remain comfortable If you don’t go anywhere