Starting gun to my head I’ll finish what you started And run the race By running in place
There are only two real superpowers: unacknowledged plagiarism and begrudging cooperation
My wife and I have remained happi… because she recognizes me as capta… as long as I acknowledge her as air traffic control
You can use the Force or you can use force and the Force will use you because the Dark Side or the Light Side
Imagine the disappointment when we… both wearing Velcro singlets but each fashioned from the softer… with nary a hook between us
In all my years as warden I could never figure out how to co… with NFPA code 14.14.1.5.1- “Access to exits shall be marked b… readily visible signs in all cases…
If you give people enough space You’ll be amazed By their flexibility If you give people enough cyberspa… You’ll be aghast
My mid-life crisis is the fear that my tombstone epit… Like chicken, he went with everyth…
We live in an age when the greatest danger is an excess of caution
Much like nuclear weapons the whole point of having vacation days is never to use them
If you need to be in control Your life becomes a reaction Because human beings can have all… Just as long as It’s damage control
You can tell that the far right Borg and the far left Borg are one Borg because Donald Trump
Not to be outdone I cut my face off to spite my nose
It’s said you become what you hate; I hate losing things
You start out needing money to advance your ideology but you end up mouthing your ideol… to rake in more money