The dream has always been To build a time machine And go back in time To change the present But some things never change–
If, after 10/7 you have the chutzpah to ask What just happened? their answer– It didn’t just happen–
In all my years as warden I could never figure out how to co… with NFPA code 14.14.1.5.1- “Access to exits shall be marked b… readily visible signs in all cases…
Rock and roll will never die because OK Computer replaced the world with itself
With the sexual revolution as with all the other belief syste… what men take as an article of faith women have to wear
If you want to win friends and inf… Find out what they care about (This is easy) Ask them about it (This is significantly harder)
In Let there be plight the P is silent
The older I get the less I pause for effect This is because the clock is ticking and I’d rather not waste my time
My wife sleeps on her back while I sleep in the mis– take prone position
Nobody grows up wanting to be a mot– ivational speaker
It’s not just that “Man is wolf to man” It’s that he has always known this about himself and yet
Everybody worships something But that something is amiss Hero worship is one thing But heroin’s an abyss Invisible from the One Ring
Mother Goose was always considere… a good enough mother Until lately we realized her failure to smother It was unanimous
The decisive moment at the gates o… is exactly like the denouement in Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? but with one twist To make you feel the pressure
If you pursue any vice long enough you’ll either become bored or addi… scratch that– you’ll either become bored and qui… or bored and addicted