The number one rule For doing a number on us Is taking a number Because when our number comes up It’s only ever because our days ar…
On the Mt. Rushmore of cartoon mice I would put four Jerrys
No shoes, no shirt, no service Just say no Do not pass go, do not collect $20… Don’t call us, we’ll call you No pain, no gain
Accustomed to the view from their… the rich had no idea they were fas… a very steep waterfall
It all clicked for me when I realized that Hebrew School Is a party school
The pursuit of fame is the human equivalent of a dog chasing its own tail
Life has given us pumpkins ostensibly for carving and smashing but I smell an opportunity though the opportunity cost
Everybody knows the unwritten rule… Everybody thinks they know the unw… Nobody knows when the unwritten pu…
There are no endings neither happy nor sad– Does this make you happy or sad? I pretend to answer the question by preferring songs that end
He was the kind of husband who when his wife asked him to stop sa… complied but started looking for excuses to… panda bear
Until the company’s weekend retrea… I didn’t know that my leadership s… was like never having braces but still wearing a retainer
The brain is the heart’s fifth chamber and I am the chambermaid
Jews will tell you Right up front That they believe They are the chosen people WASPs believe that they believe
The opposite of modest isn’t immodest, it’s honest The opposite of immodest is confident
A meaning than which nothing greater can be conceived must exist; it’s up to each of us to find it