Frequently, God’s light is like sun glare, telling me to slow the heck down
When people ask me How are you doing? I tell them That’s above my pay grade
Wonder Woman’s invisible jet was like a stratospheric glass cei… preventing her from flying like Superman
Science was happily letting the cat out of the bag until Schrodinger’s Cat was found in and out of the bag at the same time
God is equal parts Ardor and candor But we can’t get a handle on True love
The only way to know you’re not paranoid is to stay connected at all times so you can rest assured
There was once a time when No Jews allowed Meant No Jews allowed But now they say
The usual cruelty Is having multiple children And enforcing a hierarchy In order to keep the peace Unusual cruelty
On the one hand even the talking cure can’t cure death On the other hand you can’t talk it to death
Social media is a dream come true– Finally, I can keep up appearances while letting myself go
Liberalism can be confused with ni… where you have to believe in nothi… or with Unitarian Universalism where you’re encouraged to believe… as much of everything as you like
God isn’t dead which is another way of saying God isn’t unemployed and still has the same job just with a new job description
It’s said you become what you hate; I hate losing things
If you want to ruin a man give him what he wants– This is the devil’s only secret
I’ve never believed in being proac… so instead of expecting the unexpe… I got the surprise of my life but found it altogether unexceptio…