People don’t like surprises so I tell them they’re in for a real surprise which gives them something to look…
Mistakes are inev– itable; owning them is inestimable
I always wondered why there are several teen archetypes on offer in The Breakfast Club– each with their own exquisite agon… but also the promise of redemption…
Why would they still offer A penny for our thoughts When they can buy in bulk
Those who can do talk shows Those who can’t teach others to show, don’t tell
The most surprising aspect of the… though perhaps it shouldn’t have b… was the amount of paperwork it gen…
I know I think, Therefore I am All knowing Unless
Upon dying peacefully in my sleep surrounded by family after a long, prosperous life the Grim Reaper looked at me and… I’m glad to see you’ve arrived saf…
The best a mystic can say is that while none of us are one of a kind we’re all kind of a one
Life is a trial in which the more you obey the guiltier you become Miraculously
The problem is we’re running out of time and the only solution is playing the long game
As long as there have been people there have been people wearing mas… the difference now is that each mask comes with an entire cos…
Hook-up apps have given intimacy all the allure of an oil change
If you pursue any vice long enough you’ll either become bored or addi… scratch that– you’ll either become bored and qui… or bored and addicted
The human condition is either thinking that we’re free when we’re actually held captive or thinking that we’re captive when we’re actually free