Would my dentist still want me to floss if he knew that’s how I justified not going to the dentist
Now that mindfulness is the official state religion the attention economy will be centrally planned
My dad was a very religious man He always told me You’ve made your bed now you’ve got to not eat in it
Narrow minds see The narrow odds of making their es… Cleaving to the straight and narro… They’ve cleaved the path in two And because they can still see no…
I know a guy who knows Paul Simon who told me the real reason for th… was that Paul got sick of Garfunk… stalling for thyme
The easiest way to tell that climate change is a new religion is that it allows for plenty of missed deadlines
First they promised us belonging Afterwards they clarified that they meant You belong to us
AI is a genie in a bottle that can only grant one wish: the wish for
You are a rope which The devil has tied up in knots Only God can help you Untie the knots When you unfurl
A rising tide lifts all boats But a rising sea floods all moats
We’ve taken the last ember in the ashes for a glimmer of hope
Life is defined by failure But you can transcend failure If you die trying
The fatal mistake Is taking his weakness For kindness
In the 2020 reboot Bugs Bunny’s persona has shifted from invulnerable trickster to pseudo-empathic scold
There’s more than one way to move… So, I’m always beavering away At my dam that bends the river Far, far away from the foot of the…