My boss said It’s my way or the highway so, I took the highway to hell But when God said It’s your way or the doorway
God knows that the only thing you can give the man who has everything is another chance
Because the Real is unimaginable effective liars exploit what people want to be true– This is known as the Unreal But the opposite of the Unreal
I knew Remain was in trouble when they announced that a vote fo… was also a vote in favor of renami… Brexit McBrexitface
In all my years as warden I could never figure out how to co… with NFPA code 14.14.1.5.1- “Access to exits shall be marked b… readily visible signs in all cases…
When women need a break from the m… they must be able to endure a whole lot of his navel gazing
I want to believe in God I believe in UFOs I don’t believe in recycling I don’t want to believe in what th…
After that instead of talking about the weath… or staring at their phones people stared at anyone who talked
Just because life is good doesn’t mean it isn’t also too much of a good thing
It’s no coincidence that a mirror… making all self-examination a form… in which I observe myself to remak… in my own image This only works if I believe
We had a perfect plan for putting the genie back in the bottle but to get the genie out we had shattered the bottle
There was once a time when No Jews allowed Meant No Jews allowed But now they say
The genius of Big Tech’s business… is its simplicity: Get people to pay for what they had previously accessed for free
One wonders how they arrived at the 140 character limit per Twe… Did they consult the Kabbalah the average length of haiku or the heart rate of the hummingbi…
The number one rule For doing a number on us Is taking a number Because when our number comes up It’s only ever because our days ar…