No one was more surprised than the… when we cracked open his shell and… the inside covered in mirrors
If I live forty more years I figure my life will pay for itself
Keep in mind that if you’re going to jump from the frying pan into the fire a golden parachute just buys you plenty of time to ponder
My dreams are no longer about wish fulfillment but about the Amazon fulfillment center
Unsatisfied with turning on the T… to take our minds off things we’ve taken to turning our minds o…
My favorite tennis player of all time is the Frenchman Guy Forget because man always forgets
In the same Talking Heads song the “road to nowhere” is both a “road to paradise” and the way “they can tell you what to… and “make a fool of you”
You’ll know the movement for justice has ceased when everyone and everything comes to a standstill
I thought I was too smart for my own good But happily, I’d overestimated my… and I was just smart enough to be vaporous
The jig is finally up When Mr. Cool Goes to shul
It turns out that the afterlife is only as long as you can keep the exit interview go…
Human cloning only started to take… Once it became clear that The original becomes a copy of the…
We’re running out of time Because we’re running So walk, don’t run For though we have no time to wast… Haste still makes waste
We all need to belong somewhere So, we formed online communities And found ourselves belonging nowh… Where once A multitude of One
I can’t get no satisfaction except self-satisfaction and I pity the fool who would want that