First they promised us belonging Afterwards they clarified that they meant You belong to us
The soul is an appendix made of wo… and while plenty of people function perfectly well without on… much like the physical appendix– which stores good bacteria
There’s always a deadline when I read a lifeline so I’ll cut right to the chase: Conjoined with your avatar you will live forever
What is wrong with the world today?: Dear Sir or Madam, You are.
You are a rope which The devil has tied up in knots Only God can help you Untie the knots When you unfurl
The bell curve is the Serpent With the lump in the middle Who ate Adam and Eve By convincing us we’re all mostly… But we’ve proven indigestible
Life is short because God knows to leave us wanting more
The prevailing mood was that of a nuclear submarine having failed to deter Armageddon
Like anything else immortality has its pros and cons: Our chickens never come home to ro… but our cows never come home eithe…
The people pleaser’s greatest mist… is believing that if you always walk the line you will never have to
The decisive moment at the gates o… is exactly like the denouement in Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? but with one twist To make you feel the pressure
It’s not that you’re jeal– ous, but that you guard your jeal– ousy jealously
Humble pie is A required taste Until it becomes An acquired taste
When an American marries into a brood of Scots it’s a matter of when and not if we overdo it with the family tarta…
Happiness is the moment after the weight of the world is lifted from your shoulders and before it lands on your toe