I don’t give a darn about my bland reputation
The difference between Mother Nature and God the Father is that the former doesn’t suffer fools gladly while the latter
In my culture low hanging fruit is considered a delicacy
The older that I get, the more wanton lust looks like wanting for love
All self-help books boil down to this: You can’t fold a piece of paper more than 7 times but if you could fold it 103 times
Civilization is an attempt to filibuster death
It was when Socrates ate the frui… that he added this second line of… I know that my wife knows everythi…
No sooner were the gates free of b… than we’d paired off and squared off as fascists vs. totalitarians And as for the dissidents not spoi…
Right up until the last revision it said Life, liberty and the hot pursuit…
It’s still wise not to panic but now it’s because you need to keep your powder dry for a moral panic
Hunting on your own might make you a lone wolf but thinking for yourself makes you a lone ant
I dream in color but my interpretations are in black and white
If you’ve been put in an impossibl… Consider the possibility that you Have been asked to do the impossib… And that a good leader Would never ask you to do
People think artists are painting, dancing, writing, or… when really they’re all whistling past the graveyard
Some people are orchids Some people are dandelions Some people like the ugly duckling are orchids who think they’re dand…