If Wile E. Coyote ever caught the Roadrunner he’d suddenly lose interest
The fruit of the tree of knowledge… Has fully ripened In the form of the internet Which looms large With the promise of looming catast…
John F. Kennedy’s hair was so lus… for the most part men never wore hats again At first we must have looked oddly like tub…
During the rodeo clown shortage nobody thought that the rodeo mime… but the mimes surprised everyone distracting the bulls by silently evoking the dignity
When postmodern nihilism governs w… Western elites govern by playing i… Because nothing is worth the risk
Just as in tennis I play to my opponent’s level in relationships
Not much has changed but now I’m a glass is ten per– cent full kind of guy
The US Constitution rules out cruel and unusual punishment but that and a nickel will get you 1% of a cup of coffee now that cruelty is the usual
Over the course of life I’ve never managed to finish anyth… but for always completing my course of antibiotics
You’re only a real materialist If you demand that believers Do the impossible And then get angry When they prove you wrong
Social media is a dream come true– Finally, I can keep up appearances while letting myself go
I believe in the great man theory of history because the good man theory of history is so obviously false
The blood-brain barrier is semiper… Because your heart pumps out love By the truckload
Civilization is an attempt to filibuster death
Did we stop playing the long game because it is the wrong game or is it only the wrong game because we’ve long since stopped p… Or is asking that question more of…