The people will never accept the f… that the one thing missing from an effective conspiracy is conspir… so they keep looking for the inexi… always expecting to find them
We don’t understand our childhoods so we spend our adult lives reenacting them in the hope that an outside observer
The crucial moment in my elevator pitch comes when I hit the emergency stop button
A man without an enemy is like a vampire with a reflection
The decisive moment at the gates o… is exactly like the denouement in Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? but with one twist To make you feel the pressure
I was an idea man with one good idea and I have no idea why they stole my idea of a good t… when they could just have it
When I got to the cave at the top of the mountain and asked the hermit What is the meaning of life? she said
To get into heaven they tell you that you have to answer one question correctly and that there are
We live in an age when the greatest danger is an excess of caution
We can all agree that life is the number one cause of death But no one wants to admit that death is the only cause of ne… Nevertheless, we love our children
We used to have the haves and the have nots But then the haves were further subdivided into the haves and the have to
The remarkable thing about life is how time consuming it is
When your nuclear family of origin Takes the nuclear option They’ve already gone mad and self-… So, they’re counting on mutual ass… To finish the job
The narrative arc of the Matrix m… appears to be about man vs. machin… when really it’s about resolving man vs. woman: A man must learn
Question: What do you want the mo… Answer: The most. This is how you know The devil is always cheating you Because desire is neither