To get into heaven they tell you that you have to answer one question correctly and that there are
You can’t study for the purity test but you can copy from your neighbor
Happy me, happy precis: Happy wife, happy life
Until now technology could be understood as an extension of the body’s will to power With AI
In five big boardrooms on Earth There soon came to be a great mirt… At the growth in net worth That fed on a dearth In all of the people’s self-worth
No one seems to see (least of all me) that being all you can be isn’t about clutching superiority– it’s for abjuring mediocrity
Because there is no I in lions, if a lion could talk, it couldn’t say I Which is to say, a lion can starve but never lacks,
When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…
You have to do the right thing aut… At the same time you are doing it… This seems impossible because No one has ever quite done it Which is why you might call it
I’m still the kind of person who is shocked that you can run out of gas and run out of luck at the exact same time
There is only one way to claim moral authority: Convincing others that they are the authority in their own life And based on exhaustive research
When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs
Hey mister, that Deep Blue is some deep shit I know, that’s why we’re
You will find The courage to be great If you first Dare to be grateful
It used to be true that “All the world’s a stage” but now that all the world wide web’s a gauge the real world’s but a Faraday Ca…