squeeze – noun: an aggressive attempt to compel acquiescence by the concentration or manipulation of power
The fog of war is not knowing what’s coming next The fog of peace is thinking you know
I didn’t start consistently moonwa… until they required us to wear Fit… to qualify for our employee health…
Why bother keeping score when death assures that things always end in a tie Soon you’ll be able to get rid of death
Gracious me! Now that college Has become a finishing school There are no starter homes
If people tell you what they plan to do and you don’t believe them it’s because pretending they don’t really mean it
People are like whales who have gotten sick of plankton
A leader attracts a following The following attracts a crowd The crowd mobs the leader The leader forms a mob The mob goes mental
I have just complet– ed my memoirs: One Hundred Years of Solid Food
The world is a cast of characters Social media is a caste of caricatures
A long time ago I received my mission statement: The best version of myself isn’t t… I’m currently on my ten thousandth… Trying to figure out what this mea…
To break up with your significant other just say I need space To break it off
They used to give me Birthday presents Now they give me A wide berth
And so I wake in the morning and I stay inside and I take a deep breath and I let out a sigh and I stream from the top of my ru…
If my wife could re-draft she says she’d still take me but only after trading back to the second round
Some people are orchids Some people are dandelions Some people like the ugly duckling are orchids who think they’re dand…