Our brains are just big enough to operate eight fingers and two thumbs An octopus is smart but if it also had
Physically unscathed after a life of piracy he was forced to lean heavily on his emotional scarring
Seeing as I’m just the messenger It would be easier to tell you Than to show you Because words are all I’ve got But since, if I told you
Male materialists rarely make for marriage material because in their insistence that life’s not fair they further insist
Relationships are hard work unless you’ve preemptively announc… that you’re quitting but staying on as a volunteer
Our enemies believe we are weak Because our elites believe that we… When, of course, strength is for p… Which our elites will only come to… When they find that they can’t pro…
The free food programs during the pandemic were great So, to compensate people began to ration love
In the end no one could be held accountable for the catastrophe not because there weren’t plenty of warning signs
The most hellish aspect of hell is how some of the people there don’t mind it at all
Why bother keeping score when death assures that things always end in a tie Soon you’ll be able to get rid of death
People think artists are painting, dancing, writing, or… when really they’re all whistling past the graveyard
It’s not a real collection Unless It’s unsatisfying It’s not real money Until
I need the guy who trains your mind so that you can walk barefoot across hot coals to come to my house
Hey mister, that Deep Blue is some deep shit I know, that’s why we’re
In Mexico City men never wear shorts and if that’s where my anxiety dreams are set they could represent