Gracious me! Now that college Has become a finishing school There are no starter homes
You have a real life if there are no easy solutions You have a real problem if there are no easy solutions but there is an easy way out
Mid-life is when you realize you’re in a clown car The end of life is about accepting that of all the clowns
I knew Remain was in trouble when they announced that a vote fo… was also a vote in favor of renami… Brexit McBrexitface
We are hard wired for cooperation to better compete Marxism fails because it enacts a competition
At the end of The Sorcerer’s App… as chaos reaches a crescendo the sorcerer appears just in time and sets things back in order Apprenticed to no one,
The truth will set you free but consensus will get you academi… i.e., tenure
My greatest fear is losing control but I’m not in control I have an eternal soul but I’m afraid to die I’m scared of making mistakes
My wife fixed me with a stare that said Really, what haven’t you done for…
Language is great for Letting us tell each other Where it hurts And you keep telling me It hurts when I don’t listen
This is going nowhere so, by all means let’s keep going
And just like that the safety of ironic distance gave way to the false intimacy of over-proximi…
In East Germany they had a planned economy and an old joke: I pretend to work You pretend to pay me
He was a Murphy’s law and order R… Everyone who can be locked up will be locked up
When I risk loss for those who are lost only then shall we both be found