In Mexico City men never wear shorts and if that’s where my anxiety dreams are set they could represent
Saying Get out of your comfort zone to an American is like telling a turtle to get out of its shell
To get into heaven they tell you that you have to answer one question correctly and that there are
Don’t think of a pink elephant and while you’re at it Don’t kill the messenger
Either like swords all signs have a point Or like the needle of a compass
I know how it must sound– A two-year long two—week lockdown— But let me expound And dish the lowdown: What we fear’s a hoedown
We got the five day work week because that’s how long it takes a python to digest it’s meal
As you age getting enough exercise in futility becomes more and more a portent
The soul is like water The body a glass And a dead body is just A glass from which All the water has evaporated
As the Zamboni driver erasing everything that just happe… so it can all happen again I am preparing for my own death
They say if you expect disappointment then you will never be disappointed But I say
Everyone wants to drive a wedge between the monotheists and the Da… when the only real difference is that the former believe this land was made for you and me
How do I love me? Let me count t… I love me to the depths of my stom… and when in line in front of a lum… I’ll take the last fried rice in t… I love me to the level of Wall St…
It’s almost impossible to tell the difference between self-effacement and self-abasement In the former he stays down to earth
Relationships are hard work unless you’ve preemptively announc… that you’re quitting but staying on as a volunteer