Upon dying peacefully in my sleep surrounded by family after a long, prosperous life the Grim Reaper looked at me and… I’m glad to see you’ve arrived saf…
Every night when Smokey Bear would tuck me in… the last thing he always said was Only you can prevent forest fires
Excuse me, Are you still Taking excuses?
We have achieved the classless society: eve– rything is tacky
We’ll know we’ve seen the Enlight… When we don’t know who we are From one moment to the next Because, where once The One thing we wanted
In the movies they always guess right when it’s time to cut the blue wire or the red wire on the ticking time bomb
Everybody knows the unwritten rule… Everybody thinks they know the unw… Nobody knows when the unwritten pu…
The truth might set you free but it’s the half truths that will let you remain neutral
Old habits are hard to break but impossible to make New habits, like flossing, are easy to make
Unsatisfied with the miracle of li… Peaceful transfer of power in serv… The peace movement plans to establ… A mostly peaceful monopoly on powe…
The universe is always asking By chance, do you have a creative…
The most hellish aspect of hell is how some of the people there don’t mind it at all
The culture war is a secret weapon in the class war which the haves use to keep the have nots
Mark my wounds, Our words will come back To flaunt us
Now you only get to choose which hill you’re going to comply on