Post-pandemic life is like being a… Who comes home only to find Her parents have replaced Her obviously dead goldfish With a new one
God: Do you trust me? Me: It’s not my fault!
Consider the vowel: In Marxism, the last shall remain… as the second A in materialism always becomes the second E in mat… And in capitalism, of course
If Wile E. Coyote ever caught the Roadrunner he’d suddenly lose interest
Those who can do talk shows Those who can’t teach others to show, don’t tell
Life’s greatest mystery is how other people could possibly have as little interest in my Spotify playlists
The most common rookie mistake is thinking that because you know what you were saved from that you also know what you were saved for
“The week that AI went to scale” was immediately followed by “North America’s UFO weekend” as if all this time the UFOs had been waiting
The universe is always asking By chance, do you have a creative…
Democracy is a game of bridge where each coalition must partner… and going for broke requires not just suicidal risk but a suicide pact,
All words are defined by other words except for God’s rule
Home is where you go and you have to take their shit-eating grin
Six days of innovation One day of relaxation I guarantee: Creation!
After years of therapy the stump came to see that there was an I, two even, in the giving tree
I’ve wasted most of my life wondering Why do I believe in God? when I should have been asking Why does God believe in me?