In a twist in hell there are no consequences
As users of language we give off meaning the same way that plants as users of sunlight give off oxygen
You will know You are in the fight of your life When fighting it Is more important Than winning it
If I’ve said it once they’ve liked it a thousand times
When they closed all the beaches my dad said not to worry and I just knew he’d install the swimming pool I’d always wante… Instead, I came home from school
If you want to ruin a man give him what he wants– This is the devil’s only secret
If you want a world that isn’t just a bunch of window dressing don’t have a world in which we’re all constantly being window…
Nobody invents themselves so we’re left to choose between perfecting or reinventing ourselve… Nobody’s perfect of course
Science was happily letting the cat out of the bag until Schrodinger’s Cat was found in and out of the bag at the same time
Humble pie is A required taste Until it becomes An acquired taste
Late capitalism compensated for it… by blending it into its own propri… No one can redeem the past But everyone can redeem coupons!
She went to law school; I bet it all on brick ov– en pita and lost
You’ll know whether you’re there to make things better or to make yourself feel better by how you react when you’re told you can do better
If you leave well enough alone for long enough you’ll have enough to make you cry
A wise man once told me that there are two kinds of family prob… He said Family Problem #1 is not having a family