I know what I want But do I want everyone else To know what I want That is the question
Liberalism deepened by religion Religion widened by liberalism Until the body and soul politic Is so deep That it swallows our fears
Would my dentist still want me to floss if he knew that’s how I justified not going to the dentist
Human beings evolved to avoid face-to-face conflict which was why until very recently everybody was talking behind each…
Whereas Stanford decided to make its mascot a tree my wife is a decision tree and I am her mascot even though I couldn’t get into S…
One wonders how they arrived at the 140 character limit per Twe… Did they consult the Kabbalah the average length of haiku or the heart rate of the hummingbi…
The problem is we’re running out of time and the only solution is playing the long game
We spend most of our waking lives alternating between procrastinatio… and delayed gratification as if by putting things off we’ve bought ourselves more time
It’s not a wine and cheese crowd unless everyone there hates crowds
It always comes down to what is most important to you and what is most important to you is not knowing what is most import…
There was once a time when No Jews allowed Meant No Jews allowed But now they say
My ego is too big
I always like to know where I stand and I always bring an umbrella that can double
Free will consists of recognizing the inevitable and choosing wisely
If my peccadillos Are mere cigarillos Why is my hide as thick as an arma…