Unlike the erstwhile folks in acco… AI has a balance sheet for taste and determined that after their recent depreciation all jokes are in poor taste
Coffee is for the middle-aged; we need both to shit and get shit done
Setting aside crimes of passion, when people commit crimes it’s eit… they think they can get away with… or because they want to get caught Either way, they’re guilty;
They say seeing is believing but believing is doing so, logically, seeing is doing and I see what you’re doing so, I know what you believe
You can’t prove that God exists But even if you could People would just say Correlation does not imply causati…
When I said That’s none of your business they replied Actually, that’s our entire busine…
My utopia is a dystopia where I get to say I told you so
If you’re locked out of your house you can die from exposure but if you’re locked in your house you can die from overexposure
The moment of truth has come and g… Leaving us with the whole truth: The best and worst is yet to come When there will be nothing but the… And you will only know the best fr…
Staring at your phone came to be known as the thousand yard stare
I’m not afraid of being alone and I’m not afraid of dying but I am afraid of dying alone
All the games people play Are iterations of the same game: Playing along Playing along is a language game And the only way to win the game
I may not be deep but I compensate for it by getting deep into the weeds
If you’ve seen one mirror you’ve seen them all
The first step in bearing the trut… is telling it This will make you unbearable, starting the next step of banishme… Form there, it is up to you