A haiku
Since seeing is believing all that we really want is kept out of sight, out of mind leaving everything we think we kno… to the imagination
In Putin’s version of Let’s Make… he shows you what’s behind Door #1… - You let Putin run you through w… AND what’s behind Door #2: - You fall on your sword to atone…
I am going to delay early retirement until everyone is middle class
It could be the truth if it couldn’t go viral But it’s definitely pravda if it speeds our downward spiral
LL Cool J can’t live without his radio For me, it’s my patio
The world has gone to heck And heck is hell Minus the pleasure
China’s zero-covid policy zeroes in on ideology in order to zero out reality Americans, too, have a zero percen… making justice a total zero
I’ll go those who want to live on forever in their apartment… one better– I’ll never even leave
When the world is a tsar Insisting: Don’t you dare be who… Take it as a dare and risk the sca…
When I was standing in the shallow end I really believed I was all in only later coming to realize
I don’t know what being alone with your thoughts is like for you but for me it’s like I’m watching them
Never Win Anything
A man without an enemy is like a vampire with a reflection
In a real life version of the ugly duckling discovering s… I was the reject popsicle stick who at long last found out I was a handy tongue depressor
I was never comfortable in my own skin but I always felt okay in alligator boots