Before I met you the happiest I’d ever been was when everything I’d ever wante… was on lay-away because I didn’t have to make any…
You wanted them all to yourself because they didn’t want anything to do with you and this is the sound of
No one seems to see (least of all me) that being all you can be isn’t about clutching superiority– it’s for abjuring mediocrity
When people meet me they typically think I’m a sensitive guy but later they realize I’m a time sensitive guy
“The human body generates more bio…
Hell is having infinite wishes but using them all to wish for infinite wishes Heaven is having infinite wishes but only needing
Because the Real is unimaginable effective liars exploit what people want to be true– This is known as the Unreal But the opposite of the Unreal
Either like swords all signs have a point Or like the needle of a compass
The kingdom of heaven is like two otherwise mediocre individuals making a great couple
It turns out that the afterlife is only as long as you can keep the exit interview go…
No one was more surprised than the… when we cracked open his shell and… the inside covered in mirrors
You can cash in on your talent You can cash in on your good looks You can cash in on your hard work You can cash in on your good luck You can even cash in on all four
Life is a talent show where most everyone is doing bad versions of easy impressions
All ideas that stood the test of t… Are outdated ideas because They failed to meet our search cri… There’s no time like the present
In my second marriage I went all in on being authentic When she left she said that being with me