In order to live I can’t die (but you can) In order to live and let live I must (eventually) die
There was once a time when No Jews allowed Meant No Jews allowed But now they say
Peace is not the goal It is the byproduct of the goal The goal is obvious Which is why we can’t see it
When success is made mandatory for all it becomes impossible for any
Carry a pen, should you need to write “Note to self: Congratulations!”
I’m always leaving things at church so the lost and found won’t be empty
Beware the self-loathing salesman who loves what he does– If you buy what he’s selling then you bought it because you broke it
They can’t kick sand in your face if your head is al– ready in the sand
The turning point came after I pegged my happi– ness to the dollar
If you travel through time it’s always the best of times and the worst of times; it’s just the ratio
Keep your friends close your enemies closer and your neighbor closest
I ask God questions all the time and He never answers because He’s focused on listening Looking for answers I turned to ChatGPT
Would that my morning toilet were a ritual and not just the muscle memory of a muscle memory
Some people have baggage; I come with furniture Fortunately, my wife enjoys rearranging
In East Germany they had a planned economy and an old joke: I pretend to work You pretend to pay me