We got the five day work week because that’s how long it takes a python to digest it’s meal
John F. Kennedy’s hair was so lus… for the most part men never wore hats again At first we must have looked oddly like tub…
Past– I know what I want Therefore, I need someone to tell… so I can go ahead and do it Present–
The best way to feel in control even though all control is an illusion is to stand in a line
You’ve always dressed to impress But it’s only since social media That you can use your appearance To exact compulsory service
My handwriting analyst said my electronic signature indicates a Type A personality and that’s all she sees anymore I said
Before Descartes, you had to prove yourself with deeds After Descartes, you could prove yourself with words It’s been a war of words ever sinc…
It’s not that we’ve abolished death but we’ve made it a mere formality
The biggest stumbling block in bel… that God is in control is further accepting that He put us in charge
It’s easy to choose between good and bad So, when there are no good choices most people take the easy way out
Everybody knows That everybody hates group project… But everybody is a group project Which is why everybody hates thems… Unless the group wisdom
The decisive moment at the gates o… is exactly like the denouement in Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? but with one twist To make you feel the pressure
The wrong crowd used to let things get out of control Now the wrong crowd has the best
The realist doesn’t look at clouds… that describes the escapist The realist looks at clouds and se… from her childhood
The passage from thinking we are more intelligent than other animals because we have more power to realizing that we have