We all know death is coming and yet it remains a surprise ending
People used to kill the goose that laid the golden egg because they wanted more gold
Al Gore didn’t invent the internet He created a device for the reinforcement of irrational thoughts and behaviors
The sign used to say: Gentlemen may remove their hats All others must Now it reads: Ladies and gentlemen may wear thei…
Living well Means accepting risk Living hell Is risk-free
The dictatorship of the professori… uses neologisms to prevent counter elocution and to speed the transition to authentic sophism and the
In Putin’s version of Let’s Make… he shows you what’s behind Door #1… - You let Putin run you through w… AND what’s behind Door #2: - You fall on your sword to atone…
The essay portion of the test Was explaining why The test only consists Of multiple-choice questions So, I wrote:
The difference between Mother Nature and God the Father is that the former doesn’t suffer fools gladly while the latter
A woman’s air of mystery is intended as the breath of life but received by men as a crime to be solved
Darth Vader. Only you could be so bored.
You’ll know the movement for justice has ceased when everyone and everything comes to a standstill
Life is a test but I’d been treating it like a quiz– which is a preparation for a test– under the assumption that when I d…
The bad news is that liberal societies can only cohere in the face of external enemies The good news is that we will never lack for
That wasn’t the sky Falling on your head That was the truth gone to ground By playing dead