Descartes wanted certainty He got it Now we’re stuck with it Uncertain how we get unstuck Does this mean we’re doomed or sav…
Unlike echolocation language doesn’t bounce off an obj… Instead language encounters the world and… allowing you to get lost
When God closes one store He opens another
Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski
Reason is a gift from God But it is not the path to God There is a reason for this: God’s love for you is unreasonable
Relationships are hard work unless you’ve preemptively announc… that you’re quitting but staying on as a volunteer
It’s not a wine and cheese crowd unless everyone there hates crowds
Materialism is no way out of Cartesian dualism It just turns backwards– I am, therefore I think– in an infinite regress
I can only ever seem to do the math in the aftermath
Our surveillance state is uniquely American in that it is of the people by the people and for the people
A person is like a cat who puts a bell around its own nec… but continues to hunt
Everyone makes fun of the weatherman for getting the forecast wrong as if getting it right is his real job
They can kick you out and send you to Siberia but they can’t kick God out of Siberia
The only way to know you’re not paranoid is to stay connected at all times so you can rest assured
A heart can only beat in synch with another A broken heart still beats because God keeps the time– just as He keeps us–