Your life, like everyone else’s will eventually accept death’s pro… and maybe it’s because from the moment you were born death has been saying yes to life
An army marches on its stomach but it convoys on its internal combustion engine Still, the way to
When we poll people about what the weather in heaven is like the most popular answer perhaps not surprisingly is like a cold day in hell
Never get greedy Always cut your losses And remember that it’s better to be lucky than good and it’s bad luck to be so good th…
My boss said It’s my way or the highway so, I took the highway to hell But when God said It’s your way or the doorway
Instead of a Che Guevara t-shirt I have a Carol Burnett henley
The New Revised Standard Version… A frenemy of yours is a frenemy of… whereas the New King James Versi… The frenemy of my frenemy is my fr…
It’s horrifying when two parties have a suicide pact but it’s exponentially worse that the far right and far left
A man starts out lying for instant gratification Inevitably, this progresses to buy… his unending rationalizations
There’s nothing you can say to me that I haven’t already ignored
The truth is always at a disadvant… because while you can harness truth in service of a lie you can’t tell lies
We are all mistaken in locating the black sheep’s diff… in the color of his fleece when the real distinction is that the other members of the flock
When life gives you A bottomless pit Fill it with Bottomless fries
I was born in the summer of my 47th year coming home to a place my mazel’d ever been before
That wasn’t the sky Falling on your head That was the truth gone to ground By playing dead