I know how it must sound– A two-year long two—week lockdown— But let me expound And dish the lowdown: What we fear’s a hoedown
For twenty years people kept insis… that there was an elephant in the… but I just didn’t see it And then I realized I was the elephant
When the whole world is a disaster area everyone becomes a comic relief worker
Accustomed to the view from their… the rich had no idea they were fas… a very steep waterfall
What if Vladimir and Estragon had actually been stalling for Godot
Now that everything is at last Out in the open People shut their eyes Not to escape the truth But to hide from their own blindne…
Life = Trial by fire Death = Trial by firing squad
The difference between a materiali… Is that a materialist finds it rat… That dark matter and energy must b… Because it makes their calculation… But fears they’ll never find it
I’ve never won an argument with my wife but since I learned to let her have the last word I’ve consistently covered the spre…
I can never remember street names navigating strictly by landmarks taking left turns just past abandoned doughnut shops impugning me to keep my marriage
Whenever I hurt someone I’m sure that I’m a honeybee about to die But it always turns out that I’m…
We went from wearing galoshes over… to wearing galoshes over our shoes… to wearing galoshes as shoes and now we wear galoshes over galo…
The world has gone to heck And heck is hell Minus the pleasure
A people pleaser pretends to live in Youtopia but really resides in Myopia because all he can see is what he needs from you
If we’re all afraid of change and if the more things change the more they stay the same then we’re all afraid that nothing will ever really chan…