I’m still the kind of person who is shocked that you can run out of gas and run out of luck at the exact same time
If you want to remain married one partner should stay busy moving the goalposts while the other focuses on running out the clock
It was only after we debuted our sugar coated raisins to fight back against Craisins that I realized you could win hearts and minds
Life has given us pumpkins ostensibly for carving and smashing but I smell an opportunity though the opportunity cost
All art’s politi– cal but some art is more re– ligious than others
If we’re to believe the internet a hero’s journey consists of a hero who goes on an adventure, is victorious in a decisive crisis… and comes home changed or transfor…
I remember saying to myself Okay, this is it the moment of truths
Whenever an authority figure says It’s my way or the highway I end up wanting to have it both w…
You’re only allowed to define yourself by what you’re against (anti-fascist, anti-Zionist, etc.) and what you’ve come after
I can’t get no satisfaction except self-satisfaction and I pity the fool who would want that
When I caught my wife cutting up… she said it was to prevent birds getting stuck in them like six-pac…
I used to think the way it works i… if it’s true then you believe it Later, I thought if you believe it
Time marches on and for mere mortals it marches to the beat of its own… which is how we got rhythm But the immortals found
With the sexual revolution as with all the other belief syste… what men take as an article of faith women have to wear
At first we thought This changes everything We weren’t exactly wrong But, of course Everything is highly adaptable