Given a choice I’d rather open a restau– rant than my marriage
God knows that the only thing you can give the man who has everything is another chance
AI didn’t write this poem; it wrote the algorithm that decided whether or not you would read it
There are no atheists in foxholes; the world is a foxhole
The crucial moment in my elevator pitch comes when I hit the emergency stop button
Behaviorists insist that the mind is a black box which makes it an utter mystery
It used to be that if you were obscure you had to be able to handle the truth and if you were famous
I had previously asserted that An ideology will fail When it asks its followers to beli… Despite the fact that it isn’t tru… But an ideology will succeed
They used to give me Birthday presents Now they give me A wide berth
In the past they randomly distributed blanks amongst the firing squad so that you’d never know if you were really executing enemy…
The human brain has 100 trillion synaptic connections which sounds like a lot but it’s only 0.0000000005% of the universe’s 200 billion tril…
Power is the ability To maintain your non-negotiables And the world to come Will arrive when we stop trying To negotiate a new deal with God
Unsatisfied with turning on the T… to take our minds off things we’ve taken to turning our minds o…
I’m getting much better at recognizing my wife’s subtle hi… like when she recently put mosquit… over her side of the bed
We’re told the space between galaxies is expanding but mightn’t the space within galaxies